Adam was a long time spectator of Foftball before he ever played a game.  Since he lives a block away from CAMF, he would often run over and take in a game.  When he heard word that we were going to be making improvements to the field, Adam was the first to volunteer.  He climbed on the roof of the garage and spent a grueling hour sawing off branches so that the wires would not be so obstructed.  Perhaps his largest contribution was his Madonna's Greatest Hits cassette tape, that was listened to on repeat for the duration of the 3 days of blood, sweat, and feces.  Adam is known as "Socks Binder" because he has the uncanny ability to pick things up with his socks, and then propel them up to 60 ft. in the air.  He likes to go tanning in his backyard and loves to wear cut off jean shorts.

Brian Bell may be one of the most intimidating figures ever to play the game.  His massive arms and legs and pecs and tris and bis and teeth and ears and brain make him a Roman God-like presence.  His tattoos add to his intimidatingness and he loves to bite things.  Brian likes to ground out, but sometimes hits mammoth blasts into the trees.  He is always up for a game, and loves to talk on his cell phone during them.  Sometimes he likes to get all lathered up in soap from Bath & Body Works and rub it all over his dog and then attatch macaroni noodles and cotton balls to himself and paint his nails.  Brian has received several offers to play Division 1 Foftball at places such as Dartmouth, Cornell, Butler, John's Hopkins, and The UMDP.

Jay Cee Collins is the most intimidating figure in Foftball.  He has played a few times, the snow game infact, in which he attempted to use ball marks on the roof to prove that a shot had not gone through the wires. He has made his most important impact as an umpire, however.  Often belittling people who attempt to disagree with him, he ruled the game with an iron fist.  His bear-like strength and bad allergies make him a force to be reckoned with in any situation.

Greyhound Baby!  It was a great sight to behold when the Greyhound finally came out for a game.  His heart his twice as big as his body, and he will often risk his own health to make a play for his team.  His goatee is known around the world as the most popular goatee in popular mechanics.  He likes to build weapons of mass destruction in his spare time and read Peanuts. 

Mikey had been playing some unofficial games with the people his age, and was allowed to play in an official game this summer.  He didn't do that bad. He's got some mean green teeth that taste his opponents on a regular basis.  His frightening blasts scare even those who have played the game for a long time.  He cannot be thrown out at first because his legs are too wide.  Try to touch him and you will burn yourself, because this high school freshman is H.O.T.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tucc is the cousin of the Foftball great Patrick Schreck, and the bloodlines are obviously made for Foftball playing.  Tucc was not scared of the left-handed disadvantage, and put some through the trees, that would not get knocked down even by 50 ft. wide branches.  His arms were like that of a guy with large arms, and he never disappointed when asked to do impressions of John Kerry and George W. Bush.  Wonderful manners and a bright smile that lights up the whole country of France makes Tucc a family favorite.

Adam gets an honorary player bio because he is perhaps the most devoted visitor of this site.  And is the most enthusiastic person about Foftball who has never even seen CAMF in person.  He has unbelievably impressive pectorals which can be compared to 2 small dogs living in his chest.  His pectorals are rivaled only by his calves which are more like 2 medium sized dogs with rabies.  Adam is a very intelligent person, and has a bright future ahead of him in baby making.  Sometimes Adam likes to tape his lips to his nose and run around attempting to sing Garth Brooks songs.