Pat aka "The Snood" was voted the 2004 Summer Season's "Most Improved Player" with good reason.  Pat poured his heart and soul into his Foftball playing, and it showed, he carried his teams on offense, hitting several shots through the wires, and then towards the end of the season displayed that he can play defense as well with solid defense on the left side of the infield.  A 5-tool player with room to improve, watch out!  He can not be outsmarted even by the smartest electron microscope, and he cries blood.  He is very thirsty for love, and loves alphabet soup, crayons, and microphones.  You hear the bass from the truck when he's on the block- haters said Schreck fell off, but how? His last album was "The Chronic".

Phrank holds the record for most wire shots in a game with 6, a record that has stood for 3 years.  Phrank has been an all-star since the first day he strapped on a Foftball uniform, and has made some of the most memorable defensive plays in Foftball history.  Phrank was voted Summer Season's "Least Improved Player"- possibly because he discovered "the sauce", but for Phrank, not improving sill makes him one of the best players in the league.  Watch out for Phrank-o-matic this next summer because he has discovered Hollister Co. clothing, and has become unstoppable in life.  Rumor has it he may be growing out his hair too! Phrank also just completed his collection of Beatle's songs making him invincible and immune to disease.  Once he figures out the codes for Scott's stuff he will be able to use invisibilty cloak and 1 hit kills.  This eligible bachelor loves reading short stories and eating spicy potato chips. MILKMOUTH!!!

One word to describe Matt Iovino is "Clutch".  He won the Summer Season's "Clutch" award.  The guy does not know how to lose, and always finds a way to make a play to put his team in front in big situations.  Matt has made one of the two unassisted triple plays in foftball, robbing a 6-runner and possibly many more runs.  He has an unorthodox hitting style that produces a lot of 3-runners, especially for a left-handed hitter.  Matt also is an effective pitcher and fielder.  With a buttocks of stone, he is an inpenetrable force to all of his suitors.  He has the attention span of a goldfish (approx. 3 sec.) and likes to play with cell phones.  One time he and Brock said "Rokio" at the same time.

Brian has been a devoted Foftball player for years now, and is one of the most knowledgable players in the game today.  Brian is arguably the most feared hitter in Foftball history.  He puts the ball over the house on a regular basis.  Brian is legendary for playing in barefeet. He first played barefoot during a rain game in 2002, and has been doing it ever since.  He has had a difficult time playing up to his ability when he is texting during the game, but has made great additions to the game like when he bought 2 pizzas from the loft for the players after a double header.

Scott Risolute is known around the world for his unquestionable beauty.  He is a 5 time Mr. Universe (1991, 1995, 2000) and in 1998 and 99 he was named the champion after traces of elephant hormones were found in the claimed champion Uber Magnesson, and he has come in 2nd twice (90, 93).  His massive physique and boyish charm have made him an international sex symbol, and Scott was voted #23 of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People of 2002.  Scott is also the governor of Nebraska, and the Emporer of Life.  Not only that, but Scott Risolute is the most controversial player in Foftball history, because he likes to cause controversy.  He is often in the center of arguments on the field.  But Scott is always there, and loves the game as much as anyone.  He spent 3 long days of blood, sweat, and feces working on the field.  Scott is the most hated pitcher in Foftball, and holds the record for most career strikeouts with 6.  He is also tied for the most strikeouts as a batter with 2.

Mike Brunetti exploded on the Foftball scene this summer and became the 2004 Summer Season's Rookie of the Year.  Mike became a good outfielder, and also one of the best hitters in the league.  But maybe Mike's best position was pitcher, where he had a 8-2 record, a very good record for a Foftball pitcher.  He made several athletic diving catches for balls on the mound, and is famous for hitting balls onto the neighbor's roof way in foul territory.  He loves to cook, clean, and bathe in tomato sauce.  His dream car is a GMC Denali with spinners, and his favorite ice cream is bubble gum.  His favorite Madonna song is Cherish, and he loves to sing to it in his bathroom wearing high heels and lipstick.  One time Mike dug a really big hole at a beach.

Justin Kirk is one of the first Foftball players, playing in the first Foftball game ever.  Early in his career, he was one of the most feared players in the game, and always a captain.  This summer Justin was sidelined with work and also with pulled wisdom teeth, and people forgot about his abilities.  After getting past those obstacles, he came back strong, and they all realized why he is still one of the best players in history.  Justin has had some people question his nationality, saying that he has "asian hair" others have noticed his dark skin pigment and deemed him "mexican", whatever he is, he sure is a facist.  Justin enjoys painting pictures of rabbits with the heads of jack-rabbits, and spelling bees.

Peter Garde is one of the few people who was not immediately enamored with Foftball.  In his first game ever, in 2002, he really didn't care for the game much.  This summer however, Peter grew to love the game, and played frequently.  Peter's trademark is playing in only his running short-shorts.  Peter's muscular running body makes him a favorite of the females in the stands.  Peter is the only switch-hitter in Foftball history, and holds the record for the fastest time around the bases.  There have been rumors of Peter having an "inappropriate relationship" with one of the faculty members at Prospect High School, but it was really just his dog.  Peter likes to drink Tang and eat fruits and grains.  He has impressive quads!