The Van Executor made great strides in the season this year.  A devoted player, Bill played in many games this summer.  However, in the early stages of the season he was frustrated at the plate, grounding out to the left-side many times per game.  Bill changed his approach to the plate, and very quietly became one of the more consistent hitters in the game.  Bill has a magic hat.

PJ played Foftball in 2002, and then had a bit of a "drought".  He came back to the game with a bang, tying the record for most 3-run shots in an inning with 3.  He had 4 in the game, which lasted only 4 innings (a 49-13 victory for the swedes), and should it have gone the full 7, he may have been able to break the record of 6.  Smae Jay wants everyone to know that he is not a "Styzek" and he does not get B-dubs all of the time.  He loves Eddie Vedder and Eddie Money and Eddie Murphy and Eddie Munster and Edible Arrangements. Throat cultures aside, Peej is a fantastic baton twirler who can spot far away objects easily using his "eagle-eye" abilities.

Mike Musich has been a consistent player, who has been committed to coming out and playing on a regular basis.  Mike is an effective hitter, and a good outfielder, who has a lot of room to improve.  His bald head, and cigarette smoking make him a very unique player.  He loves cigarettes so much he'll smoke them unfiltered and he likes chicken tenders.  Mike set a record for being the first player to ever have an at-bat while smoking a cigarette, and also the first to ever hit a home run while smoking a cigarette. Once he fell down.

"Lebby" has had an interesting time with Foftball.  Coming into the game with some big expectations, he has been a bit of a disappointment.  He hasn't used his power, grounding out a lot, and has been ineffective in the field.  On the bright side, there is a lot of room for Lebby to improve.  Possibly the root of his problems is his lack of shoulders.  Lebby is often referred to as a "Jordache" because of his missing shoulders.  A myth is often told that one time when Lebby was fighting a bear, the bear pounded down on his ounce broad shoulders- causing all of that muscle and bigness to go to his head- which is immense- yet leaving his shoulders small.  Or maybe he just loves turkeys too much.

Bill Mundo was a very pleasant surprise to Foftball.  His aggressive nature lead people to believe that he might be a distraction, but Mundo was anything but.  Bill was an unbeleivably committed player, who showed up everyday early and eager to play.  He showed athleticism in the field, and a good bat at the plate.  Bill has become a Foftball regular who has made great strides in the game.  He is the first regular foftball player to ride a motorcycle and he would fly in on the wings of giant golden panda bears who would feed him bamboo until he was satisfied, then he would demand they leave and he would tip them poorly.

Mike has always been a pleasure to play on the field.  He is a great trash-talker, who gets under the skin of his opponents.  Mike kind of forgot how to play after a year away from the game, but remembered after a few games.  At first, he did not want to listen to tips from the veterans who have come close to mastering their positions, but once he did, he had a much better time.  The man smokes like a chimney and looks like one too- actually more like a fireplace with a giant fuzzy rug on it.  Mike is the hairiest man in the history of Foftball and often uses his hair to make amazing plays.  He is very good at eating his clothes.

"The Scoomis" is one of the most successful left-handed hitters in the history of Foftball.  Though being left-handed is a disadvantage at the plate, Paul has never let it affect him.  Paul also loves to talk trash and loves his opponents to become frustrated with him.  Paul champions barefoot play, and loves the game.  Paul can chew through a baseball and a car door and he can spell at a 9th grade level.  Paul has the biggest chair.

George is a player with a lot of potential who's mind sometimes gets in the way.  George can be an effective hitter at times, and has some good plays in the field.  He has made some interesting baserunning plays, that sometimes leaves others speechless.  George is most famous for his unnecessary jumps to catch balls in the field.  His golden skin has earned him the name the "golden god"- also the fact that he enjoys his fair share of golden showers.  He brushes his teeth regularly- but sorry girls- this S.T.U.D. is taken- you are so lucky Carolyn Chandler!

Bryon may hold claim to the player with the biggest arms in Foftball history.  He has great speed and strength that make him a difficult out even on a grounder to the left-side.  He is a good offensive player, and a great competitor, who is great to have as a teammate.  Bryon has often been compared to a thoroughbred race horse because his can run through a brick wall in his car and steal doughnuts.  His favorite brand of underwear is American Eagle, his favorite lemonade brand is Country Time and he loves to buy insurance plans for minors and charge them double the price.

Sean Barnes won the first Foftball game ever and has been a top player ever since.  He has great offensive numbers, getting the ball on the house with frequency, and also has the ability to put it through the wires.  He knows a lot about the game, and is a smart player.  He didn't make as many games as he would have liked because of work, but of course was a very effective player in the ones that he made.  Sean does not allow flash photography at games because he is allergic to bees.  He is possessed by a demon named Ridkip who eats papyrus- its an expensive habit.

Ryan Griffin has always been an exciting player, who is always in the mood for a game.  He participated in the first Foftball game ever, and this summer had a few great games, with four 3-runners in one of them.  Ryan is an under-rated player because his heart carries him a long way.  Ryan is the only player in foftball history to kill a horse and bring it to a game.  We all ate it and then he took the head of the horse and made it into a guitar.

Brian Concordia is the only '05 player who has had an impact on the game.  He is a player who talks a lot, and backs it up with his offense.  He goes through the wires on a consistent basis, and at times carried his team offensively during games this summer.  Hopefully he keeps the Foftball spirit alive in Prospect.  Brian memorized the dance moves from "Thriller" and "Footloose" and paints his face green and takes HGH before games.  He has gotten a few tattoos in third world countries making it impossible for him to give blood.

Jared came into the game with an open mind this summer, and was a pleasant surprise to many people.  Jared's strong arm made it possible for him to get people out at first even on hits into the outfield, and he was a great defensive player.  Jared also gets it done on the offensive side, getting the ball up on the roof with a frequency. Jerry is the first foftball player to invent a brand of steak knives and the second to learn how to swim.  He likes reporting news to his friends.