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Matt Davis 5'8", 140 lbs. Bats: Right Throws: Right

Matt Davis is a great all around athlete- so it was no surprise that he quickly became one of the best Foftball players around.  His great leaping ability is comparable only to that of a cowboy's.  He has fast-twitch muscles that make it possible for him to generate immense amounts of power out of his little body, and he hits some of the most ridiculous shots ever seen on a Foftball field.  He also is a great fielder, and just missed being voted the Sticky Hand winner by 2 votes.  He likes to roll up people in carpets and pour lemonade on them while he recites the Gettysburg address.  His favorite climate to live in is temporal, and he likes animals that live in deciduous forests.


Andrew "Koz" "Kobbs" "Kaz" Kozanecke 6'1", 310 lbs. Bats: Right Throws: Right

KONCHE is the second heaviest person ever to play Foftball, and the heaviest under 20 yrs. old.  He is a warm hearted little elf, who loves children, not only becasue they taste good, but because they are also cheap to buy.  Kobbish is a consistant hitter, and a consistant lover.  71.

Chad Rebecca 5'9", 140 lbs. Bats: Left Throws: Right

Chayde is a left handed hitter who has had success playing despite the handicap of the trees in right field and his abnormally small elbows.  He still has a lot of room for improvement, but figures to be a force once he becomes more acquainted with the game and is able to make veteran-like plays in the field.  He loves to read parenting magazine, and hopes one day to be a magazine himself.  He likes peanut butter, but he doesn't like butter.  Sometimes he is called ChaDD because of his love for Dungeons & Dragons.

Todd Lasch 5'10", 175 lbs. Bats: Right Throws: Right

Todd is so strong that I couldn't even find a picture of him.  He is a kid that is always up for anything fun, and he was surprisingly a very successful foftball player.  He is training to one day become a navy seal, but he also would like to become a seal that is in a water show, and eats fish whole.  Power aerobics 1429.

Nick Brzezinski 5'10", 170 lbs. Bats: Both Throws: Both

Nick is unique to the game because he can hit both ways and throw with both arms.  Swimfan is his favorite movie with that one girl in it that looks like Julia Styles but isn't.  He would like to one day start a business, make money, and buy an iPad2.  He likes the opera, flashdance, cocoa crips, the 21st amendment, horoscopes, chinese food, carrot slicers, ninjas, grapes, swords, the number 34, having his face stepped on, coloring books, gnomes, bongos, colorful birds, computers, hobos, sweat, black pants, super balls, Clue, boots, and slippery things.

"Cubs Hat" 5'8", 160 lbs. Bats: Left Throws: Left

Cubs Hat is one of Alyssa Collins' friends who plays in some unofficial Foftball games every now and then.  He was an elite player in those games, and one day was around to play against some real players.  He was belittled to the point of tears, and it was questionable whether he would ever show his face at CAMF again in his life.  He quickly realized that playing with the big boys meant being ready to defend yourself physically, mentally, and emotionally.  His trademark Cubs Hat is a fan favorite and he loves to create sculptures of his family and friends out of papier mache and then make low-budget Korean films.