Nathan has been around the game for a long time.  He played back in the dead ball era, and often recalls a game in which a mid-inning ball-switch cost his team a game.  His long flowing curly locks of robust hair have often been compared to a lion's mane.  His play on the field has also been compared to that of a lion.  He plays barefoot, just like a lion, because lion's don't wear shoes, and he often tears opponents limb from limb with his massive claws and tooth-lined jaws.  He also is one of the best free-style rap artists to ever be Jewish.  Nathan is the first Jewish person to play Foftball.  He loves to pour bacon grease on his chest and then have people eat it off after it has hardened.

Shang Keer took off his overalls in order to drive all the way up from Petersburg, IL to play a Foftball game.  It was scary to see houses so close together without corn fields in between, and the sounds of cars were also very frightening, but Tim bravely took the field and did a very nice job.  He had 4 3-runners in his first and only game to date, and is excited to play more games in the future.  His sarcasm is known throughout the land as being the best timed and point-on sarcasm of anyone in the world.  Often baffling the people with which he attempts to share it with, its intellectual complexity, however, usually makes it impossible for others to comprehend.

Brett brought a lot of flare to the game of Foftball in the few times he played.  His rock hard model-like physique was a pleasure to look at, and he had no problem flaunting it.  He is a gifted politician, and often impressed his beliefs on all of the players around, and is the reason he was elected to the senate in Oregon.  He plans one day to buy Oklahoma and rule it in a totalitarian regime of terror.  His favorite cereal is Honey Bunches of Oats, and he likes to chew them up and spit them into salad and then eat it again.

Alyssa is the only girl that has ever been allowed to play in an official Foftball game.  She has the heart of a steel moose and the legs of a dinorex employee.  Though she is a female, she is never afraid to get into a scuffle with the older guys, and she has become violent on several occasions.  She is a fireballer on the mound, often being clocked at 300 mph.  This has often lead to people protesting her pitching, which she is then forced to slow down.  Alyssa helped out with the making of the field by sweeping, and making Kool-Aid.  She often has her own games with her friends that are not as competitive or as good as official games, but at least she's spreading the word around.  CORN.

Chris Reese was a shocking surprise.  He became a superstar in one day.  He has an uncanny ability to take the ball right up the middle, and his ghost-parrot-like arm made it possible for him to make throws all the way from Elm Street to home plate on a fly.  He made several catches in the front yard robbing home runs from the other team, and was always a hustler.  Chris is a devoted fan of the WNBA, and watches it religiously, his favorite team is the Sacramento Monarchs because he thinks that purple is such an awesome color!

"The Train on the Big One" as he is often called, is one of the most spoken of players in Foftball- not because of a play he made- but of a play made on him.  Dan, being the confident fellow he is, hit a towering shot into the front yard, and decided not to hustle around the bases, assuming it was an automatic home run.  Well a guy by the name of Nick Iovino was hustling that play, and as Dan was rounding third (slapping high-fives with his teammates seated on the bench)- Nick's relay throw bounced on the ground and into his leg before he reached home.  Dan learned his lesson from that point on.  He really likes goldfish.